Here it is.. another edition of "Not ME", Monday. Buckle up, here goes.

I did not eat my whole dessert this weekend even though I was stuffed from dinner.

I did not laugh so loud at a restaurant that people were staring.

I did not sit in my underwear until 11:00 on Saturday.

I did not complain that the girl at cold stone ripped me off by not giving me my full moneys worth, nope not me, I didn't do that.

I did not eat waffles and cereal for dinner last night because I didn't want to cook, and I most certainly did not make my husband eat waffles and cereal too.

I did not spend $90 on my hair this weekend, and in 2 weeks I am not going to spend $120 on a spa day. Nope, NOT ME.

I did not just sit here for 20 mins having to use the bathroom, so I could finish this post. I would not do that.

Not me Monday is not fun to do. So please do not go to this blog HERE and see what it's all about. Please do not.

Toodles

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8 comments:

KDLOST said...

how funny!!! i just saw a not me monday on someone else's blog page ...decided to do one... and then i looked on my dashboard and saw you had one too! fun!

your not me's are hilarious. lol ... especially cold stone... girlll, i've been there.

FatGirlsSkinny said...

lol, these are just too funny, I love them.

"I did not spend $90 on my hair this weekend"

Totally a me thing LOL

I may have to steal this from you some Monday ;)

Tabitha Blue said...

LOL, yeah, I just may have to finally give in and do this on a Monday too :)

antoinette marie said...

if there is such a thing as MAGNIFICENTLY FLAWED, than you're it cutie! you make me laugh out loud, but since i'm home, no one looked, lol! blessings...

Aleta said...

I'm enjoying the Not Me Monday's, it makes me laugh, especially this:

"I did not eat waffles and cereal for dinner last night because I didn't want to cook, and I most certainly did not make my husband eat waffles and cereal too."

And the one about having to pee and not going until you finish the post ~ I've actually done that before, oh, wait, I me, not me. Lol

Briony said...

these are fun! haha...and for so many of them i've been there. one of my favorite things to do is laugh without reservation, i like making people wonder what the heck is so funny or why that crazy girl is so happy.

AmyJean said...

This is cute! :)

blythe said...

what a fun idea!