Not ME! Monday...

EXERCISE... that's what I am trying to do this year. My goal is to TONE up and eat HEALTHIER. So here goes nothing...

By the way... it's MONDAY... do you know what that means? That's right it's time for

I did not sleep in til 11 everyday for the past 2 weeks because I didn't have to work. And I definitely did not ignore the fact that I should be preparing my body for the work week and I didn't ignore that and still sleep in.

I did not take care of 3 cutie patooties on my last 2 free days of no working, because I don't like taking care of other people's kids, and I most certainly wouldn't sacrifice my last two days of no work just to go work!

I did not sit at home for the past 2.5 weeks when I should have gone grocery shopping and we most definitely did not eat out for the past 2.5 weeks because I didn't go grocery shopping.

I did not have a sip of Champagne to ring in the new year, that's just silly!

I did not make a list of things to do and then totally ignore my list. Why would I do a thing like that.

I did not give my husband a BIG.... SMOOCH (What did you think I was going to say) to ring in the new year!

I did not get a pair of boots and then take them back a week later because they were already falling apart, why would I spend lots of money on boots like that.

I did not wake up this morning and ask my husband what day it was or if I had to go to work. Why would I do that, I'm a grown up!

I did not get a bunch of scrapbooking supplies and lay them out, and I most definitely did not only finish one page in about 1 hour.
I did not set my alarm clock for 7:00 AM so I could work out, only to reset it to 7:30 because I wanted more sleep. NO, I wouldn't do that, I'm trying to EXERCISE. I wouldn't do a thing like that!

There are many things I did NOT do... what didn't you do?

P.S. Check out Mckmama's blog and see what she didn't do!



Gerri said...

Love the "Not me" concept. Sounds like you relaxed a bit:). Me too.

Mrs. S said...

I love Not Me Mondays they are so fun!! And I envy the whole sleeping in thing!!

KDLOST said...

Yucky, that sounds like an awful time. However did you deal?? ;) Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Cj I can't stop laughing at this "Not Me Monday", you are so funny. Just so you know I did not wake-up every day during the holidays at 5:30 am because younger brother did not have school. ha ha I am not sure if that make sense all I know is I couldn't go back to sleep. Love you mom

The Branches said...

that's funny, I've never put it that way before! Stuff I "didn't" do. Also-love the dark nails! I am sporting gunmetal gray right now and a man came up to me at work and asked if I hit my fingers with a hammer...does he not know the style right now??Hello?? Dark is in! I am glad I am not the only one :)

Lo said...

TOO Funny! I have a love/hate relationship with my resolutions too! Thanks for my Saucy visit. Stop by anytime!

Cindy said...

That's a whole lotta didn'ts ...forgive me for not telling you that I gave you an award yesterday...please :)

pam said...

I love that you ate out for 2 weeks. It is such an easy thing to get into the habit of, isn't it.

Have a great day.

Rachel H. said...

So cute! And sounds like you had a great break!

Steph at Problem Solvin' Mom said...

Sounds like you had a great 2 weeks off! We did too, until right at the end when the stomach virus invaded our house - ugh!

KDLOST said...

Just left you a gift on my page! :) Come collect!

p.s. this one has your name written all over it!

Kaitlyn said...

Ha, this is all just too funny Crystal! I most certainly did not contemplate accepting a glass of champagne instead of asking for spumante this new years, nope, not me!

Love the color of your nails!

Tabitha Blue said...

Haha, yeah it takes me a whole hour for one page too!! And we JUST got food. I've been eating junk for way to long!!!

Love your 'not me' posts! Hilarious.